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OK then. So you think this site is rubbish? Or you think it's the best thing since sliced bread? Either way, this is where you could previously send an email to the weird bloke who writes this site. Until the spammers started to abuse the form.

Your name:

Your email:

Your message:

Alternatively, if you are a spammer, you can also send it to spam@itsworsethanyouthink.co.uk (I wouldn't send anything here otherwise if I were you)