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U.S. Department of State
Diplomacy in Action
Office of the Secretary Of State
John Forbes Kerry

Dear Sir / Madam,

It is my pleasure to inform you that after the bomb blast on the United Nation office in Nigeria on the 26th of August 2011 by the faceless terror attack by BOKO HARAM in Nigeria, the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria has officially written to my office to seek the support of the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) to assist in curbing the terror attack by this terrorist in Nigeria and also protect the UN building in Abuja, Nigeria.

I wish to inform you that the U.S government has sent over 20 agents of the FBI to Nigeria and they are presently working with the Nigerian State Security Service (SSS) and since the FBI arrived in Nigeria, the terrorist are on the run and it is a sincere promise that they will be arrested and brought to book. However, my office has considered the enormous financial crimes committed by some individuals in Nigeria through cyber-crime and financial Mal-practices of honest people from US, Europe and Asia citizens has been ripped off one way or the other by some individual and government officials. I have personally spoken to the President of Nigeria (Dr.Jonathan Ebele Goodluck) by the authority given to me by President Barrack Obama, to make sure that all unpaid funds belonging to foreign beneficiaries must be paid without further stress or extortion of funds in any manner.

It is my pleasure to inform you that President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan of the Federal Republic of Nigeria has signed a memorandum to pay all foreign beneficiaries their funds in this quarter base on the present economic growth of Nigeria and we noticed you have an outstanding payment of One Million Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars (US$1,500,000.00). However, the memorandum signed by president Jonathan states that all foreign payment will be paid through government approved commercial bank in Nigeria.

Therefore, the paying bank in charge of your payment is SKYE BANK PLC, NIG. It is imperative that you should know that the Central Bank of Nigeria is the apex bank and it is the bank to the Federal Government treasury and bankers bank, so it is unlawful for the CBN to be in-charge of your payment, Therefore, you are advised to stop further communication with any person or offices regarding your payment as we are absolutely in control.

In view of this positive development, your funds will be released within 72banking hours immediately you comply with the instructions as we agreed with the Federal government of Nigeria. You are not required to pay any cost of transfer or procure further documents as we have signed all released documents in your favour. Therefore, the only obligation required of you by the laws of the Federal Government of Nigeria and the financial monetary policy of the Supreme Court, state that all foreign beneficiary must officially obtain the irrevocable LEGAL STAY OF PROCEED from the Supreme Court of Nigeria, as a means to justify the legitimacy, transparency and clean bill of funds from Nigeria so that by the time your funds are paid into your account, no authority will question the funds as it has been legally certified free from all financial Mal-practices.

Therefore, you are hereby required to pay only $150.00 through western union money transfer to the only accredited attorney approved by my office in Nigeria for the procurement of the said document with immediate effect. It is also required of you to send your receiving bank details to the same lawyer whose information is giving below as he will be signing all legal documents on your behalf without any professional charges as the Federal government has paid such charges to the lawyer involved.

Kindly send your personal and receiving bank account details such as below to the lawyer's email address in bracket immediately

(umehdavidassociates_chambers@nokiamail.com) :

Full name:
Home Address:
Private telephone:
Email address:

Bank name:
Bank address:
Routing number:
ABA number:
Swift Code:
Account name:

Finally, you are also immediately required to send the $150.00 through western union money transfer to the lawyer with the payment information below.

Receiver’s information:

Name: Eric Opara
Address: 27, Wilson Street, Lagos, Nigeria
Test question: Who is happy?
Answer: Me
Amount: $150.00

Immediately you send the money, urgently send the money tracking control number (MTCN) and your bank details to the lawyer's email address and notify me via my personal email address.

Thank you for your anticipated co-operation and your swift compliance will expedite action in your payment because as soon you comply, your account shall be credited with the $1,500,000.00 as promised. Please you must not fail as this is your only opportunity to get your long overdue funds into your account. Note: follow all detailed instructions for your best interest.

Yours faithfully,

John Forbes Kerry.

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