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From: "raymond2000" <raymond2000@libero.it>
To: raymond2000 <raymond2000@libero.it>
Subject: YOUR ATTENTION REQUIRED PLEASE.

DEAR SIR / MADAM

MY NAME IS RAYMOND TAYLOR, THE SON OF FORMER PRESIDENT OF LIBERIA - CHARLES TAYLOR NOW IN ASYLUM IN NIGERIA. ON THE ORDERS OF THE UNITED NATIONS AND THE PRESIDENT OF UNITED STATES OF AMERICA GEORGE W. BUSH, MY FATHER HAS TO STEP DOWN FROM GOVERNMENT AND NOW HE IS IN NIGERIA ON ASYLUM FOR THE INTEREST OF PEACE OF THE PEOPLE OF LIBERIANS NOW IN SERIOUS WARS.VIEW THIS WEBSITE FOR MOR INFORMATIONS ABOUT MY FATHER. http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa/08/11/liberia.1300/index.html.

CONSEQUENTLY, HE ASKED ME TO CONTACT ANY RELIABLE INVESTOR WHO CAN ASSIST HIM TO INVEST SOME VALUABLES AND MONEY VALUABLE AT OVER 35 MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS. BASED ON THE CONDITIONS GIVEN TO HIM FOR GRANTING THE ASYLUM IN NIGERIA, HIS FREEDOM OF MOVEMENT AND COMMUNICATION WAS SOMEHOW RESTRICTED AND THAT IS WHY I AM CONTACTING YOU ON HIS BEHALF. AS A RESULT OF MY DISCRETE SEARCH FOR A RELIABLE FOREIGN PARTNER, I AM DELIGHTED TO CONTACT YOU BASED ON MY BELIEVE THAT YOU COULD INVEST THESE FUNDS WISELY. I NOW DECIDED TO WRITE YOU AS WELL AS TO LET

YOU KNOW THAT I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE IN HELPING ME AND MY FATHER TO INVEST THESE MONEY IN ANY LUCRATIVE VENTURE OF YOUR CHOICE. PRIOR TO MY CONVICTION OF YOUR CAPABILITY TO ASSIST HENCE WE SHALL GO INTO PARTNERSHIP DEAL. I HAVE DECIDED TO MOVE THESE FUNDS TO YOUR COUNTRY. INFACT, THE FUNDS WHERE DEPOSITED WITH A CERTAIN SECURITY COMPANY AND THE CONTENT WAS

FALSE FULLY DISCLOSED AS SOME DIAMOND AND AFRICA ART VALUES WHICH ARE VERY EXPENSIVE TO THE KNOWLEDGE OF THE SECURITY COMPANY. IN THE AGREEMENT BETWEEN MY FATHER AND THE SECURITY COMPANY, IT WAS MENTIONED THAT A POSSIBLE CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP IS ALLOWED, SO I WILL FAX TO YOU THE DOCUMENTS INVOLVED PENDING THE TIME YOU WILL VISIT THE COMPANY IN ORDER TO SIGN OFF THE RELEASE OF THE FUND TO YOU AS THE SUB-OWNER, SINCE YOU HAVE TO APPLY FOR THE CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP AS SOON AS I HAVE FORWARD THE DOCUMENTS TO YOU FOR FURTHER CONFIRMATION OF THE DEPOSITION OF THE CONSIGNMENT THAT CONTAINED THE FUNDS.

THE MONEY WAS DEPOSITED WITH A PRIVATE SECURITY COMPANY ABROAD FOR SECURITY REASONS AFTER THE SWISS ACCOUNT OF MY FATHER WAS FROZEN SOME MONTHS AGO. THIS IS THE REASON FOR THIS CONTACT AND THE DETAILS OF THE SECURITY COMPANY WOULD BE GIVEN TO YOU IF YOU WOULD BE READY TO ASSIST IN TRANSFERRING THE VALUABLES AND MONEY SAFELY INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT PENDING THE RESOLUTION OF THE CURRENT CRISES IN LIBERIA.

FOR YOUR EFFORT, 20% (PERCENT) WILL BE GIVEN TO YOU AS GRATIFICATION AS SOON AS THE FUNDS ARE RELEASED TO YOU AND YOU HAVE TO OPEN A BANK ACCOUNT TO ENABLE YOU PAY THE FUND INTO THE BANK AND HAVE THE FUND TRANSFER TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT IN YOUR COUNTRY AND 5% (PERCENT) WILL BE FOR ANY EXPENSES THAT WE BOTH MAY INCURE DURING THE PROCESS OF RELEASING THESE FUNDS AND THE REST PERCENTAGE WILL BE FOR ME AND MY FATHER.

HOPING YOU WILL RESPOND TO MY CALL TO ASSIST US IN INVESTING THIS CASH, THIS IS 100% RISK FREE, AS I HAVE TAKEN PROPER CARE OF EVERY ARRANGEMENT. FEEL FREE TO ASSIST PLEASE! MORE INFORMATION WILL BE GIVEN TO YOU UPON YOUR REQUEST AND INDICATING YOUR INTEREST IN HELPING US. WISH TO HEARING FROM YOU SOON, SO AS TO EXPEDITE ACTION IMMEDIATELY. PLEASE KINDLY REPLY THROUGH THIS EMAIL:raymond2000@libero.it

SINCERELY YOURS.

MR. RAYMOND TAYLOR

From: Weird Bloke
To: "raymond2000" <raymond2000@libero.it>
Subject: Your intelligence required please

Raymond, Raymond,

How is this supposed to work? Look what you are doing: You are sending the mail to yourself. And then you are addressing yourself as "DEAR SIR / MADAM". Are you stupid? And why ARE YOU WRITING EVERYTHING IN CAPITAL LETTERS? Have you not learned that there are also lower case letters?

So you and your daddy are in trouble with Mr Bush? Uh oh, that's bad... You know what happened to that Saddam guy? Caught him hiding in a hole. Trouble...

I think I'll keep well away from you. I'm sure the FBI will be more than happy to help you...

Yours sincerely,
Weird Bloke